(Source: hummelandersons, via rhymingtruths)
fun fact: me in the white shorts
fun fact: me in the gray shorts kissing the cutest boy in the world
(Source: sharonosbourne, via giggle-some-more)
A little girl in my 4th grade class came up to me after recess and said, “I got married at recess!” and I said “Oh? I didn’t know anyone was ordained under the age of twelve.” and she asked me what ordained meant and I explained and then she said “Oh, well, no, my wife and I were married by the slide, but we’ll be happy together anyway.”
So apparently on school playgrounds, slides are already legalizing same-sex marriage.
(via windsofravenclawcub)
(Source: uncomfortableconfusion, via promises-can-always-be-broken)
"That's totally barbaric.""That's Wizard's chess."
(Source: booasaur, via ombitsanna)
i feel very inappropriate when i’m next to someone and i’m just thinking
(Source: opposite-directions, via xsunset-blvd)
(Source: i-n-k-e-d-b-i-t-c-h, via ifuckedthedevil)
I don’t want to be
your entire world, no.
I would be happy
just to be your morning coffee,
your hanging car keys,
your wallet.
Something seemingly
insignificant,
but if lost throws off
your entire day.
(via behindtheseeyesofmine)
(Source: 2infi-nity-and-b3yond, via boogiefever)
