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lazarus-james:

vardaesque:

burritwo:

adrians:

a-creepy-weirdo-has:

adrians:

I had 3 stitches in my ear today and now my ear is swollen like a balloon

I’m not being racist but if you didnt want your ear to swell up you probably shouldn’t have gotten stitches.

how is that racist

they just said they weren’t being racist do you even listen

of course they can’t hear their ear is swollen up like a ballon

next time someone asks me what tumblr is i’ll show them this post

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egberts:

driving is so dangerous ur literally controlling a giant metal contraption with a circle and some foot buttons

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mufasamonsta:

tahthetrickster:

i really like looking at google image searches for “firemen rescuing cats” or something because you get super cute pictures like

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AND THEN THERE’S THIS ONE

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"THAT’S RIGHT TWAS I that set the house ablaze!!!”

(via whispered-epiphany)

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imm0ralist:

Welp the pile on the top right is being sold. I’m missing about 40 shirts down in my laundry room still. So when I find everything I’ll post what I’m gonna sell and see if any of you want any 😁

I want to buy so many mcr ones

imm0ralist:

Welp the pile on the top right is being sold. I’m missing about 40 shirts down in my laundry room still. So when I find everything I’ll post what I’m gonna sell and see if any of you want any 😁

I want to buy so many mcr ones

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the-arena-ballerina:

neptunain:

christmas is so much worse as you get older it’s like “what do you want this year?” “a sense of purpose”

"a career" "financial security" "a sex life" "tuition for grad school" "a nap" "socks would be nice"

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"That’s the problem with putting others first; you’ve taught them you come second."

— read that, again.  (via fridaynights-citylights)

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Words of wisdom from Amy Poehler

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"Some women are lost in the fire. Some women are built from it."

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  • Gryffindor: Do what is right
  • Ravenclaw: Do what is wise
  • Hufflepuff: Do what is nice
  • Slytherin: Do what is necessary
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"People get tired of your sadness"

— AnoukG  (via dying-is-an-art-im-doin-it-well)

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why-i-love-comics:

Injustice: Year Two - “Chapter 13”

written by Tom Taylor
art by Bruno Redondo

That’s incredibly sad…

Holy shit, Harley…

love for harley quinn increasing

IT’S JUST RAINING ON MY FACE

*insert my emotions gif*

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quackenbuschlight:

"how can you drink hot coffee in the middle of summer?"

fire cannot kill a dragon

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"It’s not just about sex. Don’t get me wrong. Sex is fucking great, but when you have a connection with someone, when you feel so strong for someone, just a kiss is enough to make your knees weak. You just can’t beat that."

— (via kbfoto)

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